August 09, 2009

from nini. bila faz bertindak menjadi kejam. hehe

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: iyaa cutenyaa ko .. sama cute ko mcm nenek aku nie

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR:anduk naaa kesiannya mesti takda cermin tuh kan d rumah ko. tuh ko bleh kata mcm tuh. bha nnti aku belikan cermin utk ko aa..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: memang pon ( ndak mo melawan sbb nnti sure dia akan spend aku) haha

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: ko memang multi skill sgt sampai ko menipu skrang pon oleh percaya nie.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: BRUNEI lg tuh. hahahahha , ada artis ka d brunei? (sambil ketawa tergulik2)

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: aku suka lubang hidung ko jak. kalo ko sedar kan. satu lubang hidung ko besar sikit nie.
(sambil tgn menunjuk lubang hidung nya) ko cacat bha nie kan?

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: iyaa.. aku tgk ko sbb muka ko mcm pak cik jual sayur d tepi rumah aku tuh bha. tuh aku truss berminat mo tanya nama ko tuh.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: jgn risau. ko pon taste bkn aku, aku taw ko suka geng mak cik2 jgn risau.. ada nie mak cik sebelah rmah aku single lg~

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: anduk kesian jugak taw org miskin nie. ko mo taw. bukan setakat duduk tepi. even duduk d tayar pon aku tak nak bg ko duduk

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: ish..ish.. nmpknya ko nie ada masalah otak taw. walaupun bkn doktor. tp memang sah2 sy sedar ko nie penghuni tanjung rambutan yg baru terlepas

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: org gaji aku pon takda selera nie bha tgk mukamu tuh.

2) May I have your cell phone no? please please please?
YR: aku teda hp nie. ko belikan aku hp jak aa? (tersenyum baik amik kesempatan)

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: biar ko bayar sejuta sama aku. ndak sanggup nie aku kuar sama ko.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: ko punya duit jak

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: ko tuh terlalu ensem bha sampai ndak sanggup nie aku puji. *dgn nada memerli.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: hi setan

2) You smell like shit!
YR: bau ketiak ko bha tuh. ko ndak sedar lg tuh kan *sambil tersenyum

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: ish..ish... muda2 lg sudah buta nie bha..

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: org2 lembik slalu jak kata mcm tuh. haha

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR:sepa yg tidak syg aku kan? haha

2) I know you still love me!
YR: mesti ko ndak dpt beza nie bha muka org benci sama syg tuh kan

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: *truss termuntah nie

4) Please call me...
YR: bha tunggu lah a bila kenduri arwah ko nnti baru aku tefon ko

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: bagus2. itu yg aku mahu~

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: aku sedar pon. ndak payah ko bgtaw. hehe

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: kalo begini perubahan nya. d bg free pon aku ndak snggup amik

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: oooo.. *truss jalan

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: ini paling bagusss..? hahahahhahahahhahah.. baguska tuh? baik ko blk umah lah bg barang nie sama kucing2 ko

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