April 18, 2010

medic is fun?

jom belajar.
:D

"Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Breasts Matter More"
Sensory, sensory motor, motor, both, motor, both, sensory, both, both, motor, motor in the order of cranial nerves starting from the olfactory (cranial nerve I)

OOO Try Touch And Feel Virgin Girl`s Vagina And Hips
Olfactory Optic Oculomotor Trochlear Trigeminal Abducent Facial Vesibulochoclear Glossopharyngeal Vagus Accessory Hypoglossal

Urination: autonomic control
"When you pee, it's PISs":
Parasympathetic Inhibits Sympathetic.

Adrenal cortex layers and products
"Great Attire And Fast Cars Are Really Sexy Attributes":
Granulosa secretes Aldosterone in response to Angiotensin II. Fasiculata secretes Cortisol in response to ACTH. Reticularis secretes Sex steroids in response to ACTH.

Adrenal cortex layers and products
"Go Find Rex, Make Good Sex":
· Layers: Glomerulosa Fasiculata Reticulata
· Respective products: Mineralcorticoids Glucocorticoids Sex hormones
· Alternatively for layers: GFR (Glomerular Filtration Rate, convenient since adrenal glands are atop kidney).

Carotid sinus vs. carotid body function
carotid SinuS: measures preSSure.
carotid bO2dy measures O2.

Adrenal cortex layers and products
"Get your Facts Right, Men are Glued to their Gonads":
Glomerulosa Fasciculata Reticularis Mineralocorticoids Glucocorticoids Gonadocorticoids [androgens]

Superior orbital fissure: structures passing through
Lazy French Tarts Lie Naked In Anticipation Of Sex":
Lacrimal nerve
Frontal nerve
Trochlear nerve
Lateral nerve
Nasociliary nerve
Internal nerve
Abducens nerve
Ophthalmic veins
Sympathetic nerves

3 comments:

ammo said...

alhamdulillah aku mmg destined to be an engineer. klu tak aku mmg tergolong ngan makhluk2 aneh yg kne hafal mende2 aneh. alhamdulillah

afif=shafie said...

yg granulosa tu bukan glomerulosa kah?yg layer definitive cortex of adrenal kan?

perlukah macam tu ingat ?mati aku....kalau aku buat sendiri..tapi bm lah...

macam... anjing saya rogol pelancong pelipin.....hahaha..itu utk step by step haemostasis....

byk gila mau ingat 1st year ni kan faz....sakit jiwa aku...exam 6 hari jak lagi...matai

edoraemon said...

abg jat : ahah. tuh lah susah gilak nk hapal benda benda pelik nie.
kami makhluk aneh menjadi semakin aneh. ahah

apip: yaa glomerulosa. hehe
step step haemostasis?
cuba ko bg step dia fif!??
mo jgak aku hapal fomula ko!> heee

sempat ko tuh fif! gud lark ko sana!